Stars, stripes, it was all there.
I believe the worst part about the picture, and what causes it to remain in my mind, is the fact that the gentleman wearing the uniform was performing a high side kick.
His position, most unfortunately, allowed me to see that while the pants of the uniform were mostly red and white, a field of blue with white stars had been used to create the crotch.
I still have nightmares.
Fortunately for everyone involved in martial arts, this monstrosity is the exception rather than the rule.
Martial arts uniforms are usually rather austere and simple ensembles that allow the wearer maximum movement and comfort.
There is, of course, a wide variety of martial arts out there, and the name of the uniform varies not only by language, but my martial style.
In karate, it is referred to as a "karategi;" in aikido, as an "aikidogi;" in tae kwon, as a "dobok," and so on.
Many of these uniforms are very similar in appearance, consisting of lose, usually cotton pants with an elastic or drawstring waist.
The pants extend to the ankles and hang there, with no elastic.
The upper article of clothing comes to the bottom of the hips and wraps around the body like a robe; the sleeves usually come to the wrists.
The wrapped garment is secured with ties at both sides and with a belt, also of cotton, the color of which signifies the rank of the wearer.
While most martial arts uniforms of this description are white, black is also relatively common.
In some schools, once a student reaches the level of 1st dan black belt, he or she is permitted to wear a black uniform or one with black edging.
In the United States, it is common for the name and logo of a specific martial arts school to be imprinted on the back of the uniform.
This is especially true of those schools that compete in tournaments.
One notable exception to the uniforms described above is the clothing often used by practitioners of tai chi chuan and kung fu.
These outfits can be made of cotton, but silk is often used as well.
They can be of almost any color imaginable.
The pants are not dissimilar from those described above.
The top, however, is characterized by frog buttons that often extend from neck to hem.
Additionally, the top usually has a traditional Chinese-style collar, similar to what one would see on a cheongsam.
Perhaps the most dramatic martial arts uniform is the one used in kendo.
Kendo is the Japanese martial art of sword fighting.
Its clothing includes long, full pants that almost appear to be a skirt, a top similar to the one worn in karate and bagu, specifically designed protective armor.
A set of bagu consists of a facemask, shoulder protectors, a torso protector, gauntlets, leg protectors, a groin protector and sometimes shin protectors.
A kendo fighter in full regalia is a very intimidating sight.